Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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