then he tried to convert me to islam
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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