We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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