I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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