But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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