I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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