these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i will never coherently bang her
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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