Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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