I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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