just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
