He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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