My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I see more hoeing in ur future
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