eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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