i just google imaged poop.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Farmville is her only friend.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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