is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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