Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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