...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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