She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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