you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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