Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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