she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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