I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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