your thong is hanging out like whoa
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Did you pee in the oven last night??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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