threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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