Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.