i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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