In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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