Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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