my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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