Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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