Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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