she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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