quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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