i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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