this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Green mimosas i think yes
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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