ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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