So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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