how can u be prego again
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Bring me that man meat
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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