I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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