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have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.

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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.

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Samesies

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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'

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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.

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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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(727): View more from Florida

So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.

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We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”

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