I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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