Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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