This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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