Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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