Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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