Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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