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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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