Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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