I'm really into asian looking animals
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.