I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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