We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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