there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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