I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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