4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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