And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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