You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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